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Catholic Bible Dictionary
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THE FINAL EXECUTION and THE END OF THE JOURNEY.

AMEN
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.

BULLETIN
Your receipt for attending Mass.

CHOIR
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.

HYMN
A song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.

RECESSIONAL HYMN
The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.

INCENSE
Holy Smoke!

JUSTICE
When kids have kids of their own.

PEW
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.

RECESSIONAL
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the
parking lot.

RELICS
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.

USHERS
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.


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What does the BL stand for in roman catholic dictionary?
Obligations Of Clerics

example BL.Yvette


BL is an abbreviation for Blessed

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It says that the Pope has once again condemned child sexual abuse by the clergy. Quote: "Unfortunately in some cases, some of its members — acting in contrast to this commitment — have violated these rights, a behavior that the church hasn't, and won't ever stop deploring and condemning," he said.

So, Im curious - is the Catholic definition of "deploring" defined as "swept under a rug" and "condemning" is defined as "moving the offending clergy member to a new diocese"?

Thanks for checking that for me!


I actually do have one, I'm no catholic though.

The big changes are with sexual terms, an orgasm in the dictionary of catholics is "An evil emotion of sin" or "The build up before a climax".
A clitoris is "The female penis" according to the catholic dictionary.

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AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.



BULLETIN: 1. Parish information, read only during the
homily. 2. Church air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for
attending Mass.


CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of
the congregation to lip-sync.


HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY.


HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves
higher than that of the congregation's range.


RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little
more quietly, since most of the people have already left.



INCENSE: Holy Smoke!


JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to
found colleges with good basketball teams.


JONAH: The original "Jaws" story.


JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own.


KYRIE ELEISON: The only Latin or Greek words that most Catholics
can recognize besides gyros and baklava.


MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower.
MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph
wasn't covered by an HMO. . 2. The Bible's way of
showing us that holiday travel has always been rough.


PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic
Churches.


PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning
of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and
late parishioners looking for seats.


RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion
of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the
parking lot.


RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they
actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.


TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given
by David Letterman.


USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know
the seating capacity of a pew.


I was laughing in bed & my husband wanted to know
why...AMEN thats why!!!!!

I really needed the laugh cause somedays are longer than others!!

(and now you know what I do in bed...Y!A) & I'm still giggling...Incense too funny!!! :)


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