catholic life insurance

I am a Roman Catholic and am interested in selling life insurance for the Knights of Columbus as a field agent but am not sure if you can do that and work full-time as a CPA.

Is it possible to work a full-time job and sell life insurance for the KofC part-time (or sell for any other company part-time)?

Maybe you can sell life insurance if you get a license. You need to check to see what the Knights requirements are too.

2008-08-02 18:29:01 by Edward, The Christian

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- We like to keep Mass interesting. We sit, stand and kneel, in no particular order. Probably just to keep the blood flowing.

- It's not merlot and Ritz they're serving; it's the Flesh and Blood of Jesus. No, really.

- Forget a big meal afterwards, just pick up some of the breakfast tacos they're always selling after Mass

- Purgatory.

- We all have 20 cousins. On each side of the family.

- Infant Baptism isn't dumb; it's after-life insurance.

- $5.00 in the collection basket is the epitome of generosity. Anything more than that, someone has hit the lottery.

- A missal is a book, not a weapon. However, it has been known to pull double duty.

- The signs we make aren't just a mark of respect, they're a lot of fun to do.

- Every Catholic Guy tries to sit next the really hot girl they like at Mass. THis is because they really want to hug during "Peace Be With You" and hold hands for the "Our Father"


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- We really like statues. A lot.

- After every confession, everyone hits themselves on the head. This is because they have realized that they forgot that really big sin, and they know that it'll hang over their head til the next time.

- Contraceptives? Why?

- Altar boys continue well into their twenties.

- The 14 Stations has nothing to do with TV.

- "Peace Be With You" is just a way to meet pretty girls.

- We've always been taught that celibacy til marriage is the only way to go, forever and ever, amen. That being said...

- "Sin on Saturday. Pray on Sunday. Confess on Monday".

- The Mass doesn't start for a few minutes not because of tardy parisihioners. It's because the priest is running late.

- The Virgin Mary is not a God and we don't treat her as such. But she is without sin, gave birth to Jesus and did it without having sex. That warrants more than a little respect.

- 11:00 a.m. Mass means 11:15.

- We actually get all the jokes in Dogma.
- There are two very different, irreconcilable factions in every single church in the world. They are known as the Saturday or Sunday Mass bunch.

- St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. SNAKES.

- You miss JPII more than you miss some relatives... but who misses that child molester uncle anyway?

- Bake Sales are a way of life.

- Your knees are more calloused than your feet.

- Priests have been giving us alcohol since we were little kids. No wonder any one of us can drink Protestants under the table.

- The Catholic way of dealing with a mid-life crisis is having another kid.

- Mass is nearly unchanged after almost 2000 years. We're a little stubborn.

- Catholic School Girls.

- Whatever you gave up for Lent, you have it in your hands at 11:59 p.m. Saturday night, counting the seconds til midnight.
- Episcopalians are referred to as "Diet Catholics"
- You either love or hate the Stations of the Cross. There is no middle ground.
- We all know Da Vinci code is bogus and inaccurate. Yet we'll still read it if nothing else is goin on.

- "Offer it up!" = "Quit bitching!"

- We have Midnight Mass so there are no interruptions on Christmas morning

- You've slipped out an Amen after the Pledge of Allegiance.

- Holy Water can kill just about anything. So Protestants are pretty much screwed if a vampire comes calling.

- There's no way to explain it, but Catholic girls are just scorching hot.

- There's no need for impromptu prayer; you can always fall back on the Rosary.

- Pope Benedict XVI scares you. Badly.

- It's not uncommon for just one family to take up an entire pew or two.

- Boondock Saints is the greatest movie ever. E-Ver.

- Confession. Enough said.
You're of the opinion that Stephen Colbert should be Canonized.

- When in doubt, say a Hail Mary.

- Who created Family Guy? Oh yeah, a Catholic!

- Whenever anyone in Star Wars saga says "May the Force Be With You", we get the urge to say "And Also With You"

- The Pope does indeed wear a funny hat. But it's way more interesting than Joel Osteen's suit and tie.

- If you see a guy leaning forward, looking half-dead with his head on the pew in front of him... he's not praying. He's hungover and was guilted into coming to Mass anyway.

- Even though you never met her or been to a country she's been in, you're still willing to have "seen" a miracle by Mother Teresa.

- We're the oldest Christian religion. Period.

that went on forver didnt it...

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2007-08-03 14:11:50 by ceesteris

Price: $9.95 $9.95

Peter and cindy was already pregnant befor coming to america. although peter found aminimum wage jab, the couple has no medical insurance. during the pregnancy, cindy did not meet with a doctor. however, when the baby was born it was discovered to suffer from a rare disease. infants born with the diseas almost always die within the first few months and those that survive rarely it past their couple years. the couple wants the hospital to do all it can to save the child's life. the hospital, knowing that the child will most likely die with or without medical intervention, is reluctant. for the moment, since the couple does not have medical insurance, they have reached am impasse.
should the hospital perform the surgery? are cindy and peter right to try and save the child's life? if they did not wourl it be immoral?

The hospital has a right to refuse treatment to anyone unless it is an emergency. If they want the child treated as much as possible they'll need to contact a county or state hospital to see if the surgery can be done there. These hospitals are supported by the taxpayers so they're more likely to do the treatment needed without insurance.

2007-07-17 23:48:58 by kevin

Price: $9.95 $9.95

is out of the womb) one of the FIRST people to complain when a young woman who has a baby, has to go on welfare?

I'm surprised that as much as conservatives say they think the intrusion of government is incompetent and inefficient, they want the government to make these decisions for women.

There are scenarios in which abortion is the only treatment to save the mother's life (i.e. ectopic pregnancy - which is more common than you think). That right there, tells you the issue is not black and white.

Yet, then once it comes time to take care of the baby, these people who clamor for it, are the first to run off, and complain about mothers on welfare. It seems like these people only care at birth only and don't give a care after that - so called "Save the fetus, screw the child mentality". These people could care less if children die of abuse, poverty, lack of health insurance as it is now "their problem". The only exception I've seen are Catholics who espouse life AT ALL STAGES of the life cycle and help the poor and less fortunate.

Why can't she get a job like the rest of us? Not sure why a woman being a loafer,loser or a leech should be my problem.Or maybe if she didn't have different sexual partners so close together,she might be able to figure out who the Dad is and get some Child Support.The point is Welfare was never designed as an Out just because you got knocked up and are too lazy to work.

Since I've never opposed Abortion when there is a medical need,the rest of your question is irrelevant.Now if we could just do something about the other 95% of Abortions.

RWE

2009-05-22 16:59:13 by h j

- We like to keep Mass interesting. We sit, stand and kneel, in no particular order. Probably just to keep the blood flowing.

- It's not merlot and Ritz they're serving; it's the Flesh and Blood of Jesus. No, really.

- Forget a big meal afterwards, just pick up some of the breakfast tacos they're always selling after Mass

- Purgatory.

- We all have 20 cousins. On each side of the family.

- Infant Baptism isn't dumb; it's after-life insurance.

- $5.00 in the collection basket is the epitome of generosity. Anything more than that, someone has hit the lottery.

- A missal is a book, not a weapon. However, it has been known to pull double duty.

- The signs we make aren't just a mark of respect, they're a lot of fun to do.

- We really like statues. A lot.

- After every confession, everyone hits themselves on the head. This is because they have realized that they forgot that really big sin, and they know that it'll hang over their head til the next time.

- Contraceptives? Why?

- Altar boys continue well into their twenties.

- The 14 Stations has nothing to do with TV.

- We've always been taught that celibacy til marriage is the only way to go, forever and ever, amen. That being said...

- The Mass doesn't start for a few minutes not because of tardy parishioners. It's because the priest is running late.

- The Virgin Mary is not a God and we don't treat her as such. But she is without sin, gave birth to Jesus and did it without having sex. That warrants more than a little respect.

- 11:00 a.m. Mass means 11:15.

- We actually get all the jokes in Dogma.

- There are two very different, irreconcilable factions in every single church in the world. They are known as the Saturday or Sunday Mass bunch.

- St. Patrick drove all the snakes out of Ireland. SNAKES.

- You miss JPII more than you miss some relatives...

- Bake Sales are a way of life.

- Your knees are more calloused than your feet.

- Priests have been giving us alcohol since we were little kids. No wonder any one of us can drink Protestants under the table.

- The Catholic way of dealing with a mid-life crisis is having another kid.

- Mass is nearly unchanged after almost 2000 years. We're a little stubborn.

- Whatever you gave up for Lent, you have it in your hands at 11:59 p.m. Saturday night, counting the seconds til midnight.

- Episcopalians are referred to as "Diet Catholics"

- You either love or hate the Stations of the Cross. There is no middle ground.

- We all know Da Vinci code is bogus and inaccurate. Yet we'll still read it if nothing else is going on.

- "Offer it up!" = "Quit bitching!"

- We have Midnight Mass so there are no interruptions on Christmas morning

- You've slipped out an Amen after the Pledge of Allegiance.

- Holy Water can kill just about anything. So Protestants are pretty much screwed if a vampire comes calling.

- There's no need for impromptu prayer; you can always fall back on the Rosary.

- Alleluia becomes almost a swear during Lent

- It's not uncommon for just one family to take up an entire pew or two.

- Boondock Saints is the greatest movie ever. E-Ver.

- Confession. Enough said.

- You're of the opinion that Stephen Colbert should be Canonized.

- When in doubt, say a Hail Mary.

- Peter Griffin, a Catholic!

- Whenever anyone in Star Wars saga says "May the Force Be With You", we get the urge to say "And Also With You" (coming soon: "And With Your Spirit)

- The Pope does indeed wear a funny hat. But it's way more interesting than Joel Osteen's suit and tie.

- Even though you never met her or been to a country she's been in, you're still willing to have "seen" a miracle by Mother Teresa.

- We're the oldest Christian religion. Period.
((((Happy Nun))))

Hahaha! :D

The first point: The continuous alternation of standing, kneeling and sitting burns calories! haha Catholics are the most ripped Christians! LOL
(But the bake sales fill us in on the calories again :) )

HAHA, @ drinking protestants under the table (Yes, we can ;) )

lol, "Also with you."
I've REALLY thought that same thing!!! Haha! :D

(((((((Dylan))))))))

Thanks for making me laugh!! :D

2009-07-17 18:16:10 by Dylan, the Pope-ette.